masa da tyme...

salam muhibah~
ngeh3...

Berita jam 8.00 pagi - Dilaporkn bahawa inche aie aka cucu yg "sngal" akn menyambungkn pelajarannye di um pada esk hari...Makanyew...Dgn berat ati...iaitu seberat buah2 kelape yg dibawa utk mek ain smlm..Inche aie aka cucu yg "sngal" ade menyatakan amanat2nyew sblom berangkat pegi...kui3...

kehadapan mek ain :

wakakakaka...lom pape da glak dlu...adeh...oke2...aie nk minx maap gak utk segala bagai masalah plus sakat plus ke-ngeng-an ku terhadap mu...wakakakaka...seyes takut gle nk kne masok u nih...cam da "besaq" sgt jew...huk3...papehal...jgn dilupekn "les"mu ini....walaupn da jmpe "cinta utk ain" au...dak uh kne di-scanning oleh "les" mu dulu taw...wakakakaka...mmg betoi ar kate tok wan...ble kte dok jauh ni...mmg kureng sket dosa...da takle da nk kutok tok wan cam besa...hak3...ngeng...oke...dgn mandat yg ade ditgn aie...aie nk mek ain cntc aie...tak kire ble2 mase...kasi sit-rep taw...kui3...kaco je aie anytyme...demi mek ain ku...ku sanggup bli kad top-up uh...hargailarh ia...geli la pulak...*cam pe je ayt niyh...wakakakaka...kalu ain tak wat...SIAPLAH...aie gi serang itu matriks k.pilah...takpn...aie gi je terjah uma ain...muahahahha...n lg stu trimas gak utk segale2nyew yg mek ain wat utk aie...ngeh3...hanye Tuhan je yg leyh bls sume tuh...huk3...sayu3...cam nk berpisah pe jer...haila.haila...aie pn nk join club fitness mek ain...pasni kte ngok...spe lg keding eyh...wakakakakakkaakaka...lwk3...

btw...kalu ain kne keja ag...aie upah dis old man jd bodyguard ain nk???....wakkakakakaa...ngeng...jage diri leklok wahai mek ain yg "HOWT"...hemo3...ouh ye...aie tak dpt larr paw pitih tok wan...dye wat2 lupe lak...gedik ayam tull...wakakakaka...makanyew...cpat2 ar jd aggt farmasi...leyh bikin ubat utk memory tok wan niyh...wakakakaka....ouh ye...dun be so skema eyh...lepuck2 jerp...ehehe...kalu de masalah habaq mai kat cheq...kte pk solution dye sesame as usual kay...sharing is caring wat...hemo3...ain blaja betoi3...kalu tetibe gmb plasma membrane berganty ngan aie...trus cntc au...aie de penawarnyew....ngeh3...perasan sokmo...kui3...i`m so gonna miss u lyke org gilak too...huk3...sayu3...plus nnt windhu itu mimi ngan earingsnyew n uyie ngan "bajek 2009"nyew...wakakakakkaa...*glak guling2...eyh mimi taw nme aie arr...dye engat kt aie...bangge lak...ngeh3...tape...de "jodoh" kte ag...kte hang out sesame au...ngeee:D...buhbye2 mek ain...engatlah ku di dlm doa mu...wakakkakaa...*glak guling berirama....kui3...oke...sayu balek...huk3...aiyak mek ain...pasni no more nyte lyfe ler ...sedeyh3...huhu...adeh


kehadapan tok wan :

hmm...rase cam tak muat je nk tulis kt cni...byk beno nk blang kt tok wan ni hah...wakakakakaka...hemo3...putus fius jap...hmmm...tok wan pn sme gak...cucu nk minx maap dr ujung tudung smpi stokin...*kasut lupe nk bli tyme kuar ngan mek ain smlm....wakakakkakaa...cucu rase antare cucu n mek ain...cucu ko kut yg lg byk kutok tok wan...adoiiyaii...smpikn beratku ble dtimbang trus jd 64 doi...muahahhaa...punye ar byk dosa kt ko...aci kutok ko jer ble ngan mek ain...wakakakakakaka....*glak guling2...sowey sgt2 di atas segale kesengalan plus kemerepekkan ku terhadap tok wan...haila.haila.

btw...trimas gak utk segale2nyew...ceyh...mcm byk sgt je jase ko kat aq...wakakakakka...tade arr...gurau jerp...mmg byk pn...emmm...rasenyelarh...hak3...trimas eyh...tok wan pn sme...gud luck au jd lawyer uh...pasni ko n kuzen ko plus abah ko skali leyh bukak firm sndr doi...ngeh3...plus kalu fly gi uk or aus nnt...jgn gedik ayam nk lupe kt aku...tak kire...nk gak sumthings...hoho...tuk mek ain tak yah...coz ko bwk mek ain aka "les"ku itot ko skali...maka lg besaq arr cukai ko kena kasi kt aku...wakakakakkakaa...nk adiah DUE KONTENA!!...wakakakkakaka...ngeng...dgn mandat yg cucu ko de...ko pn kne cntc aku...kasi je lar taw pape yg patut...jgn nk senyap2 ag...kang...tak pasai2 aq gi serang shah alam...tp bkn nk jmpe ko...nk gi lwt Adin arr...wakakakakkakaa....lg stu...mane MCFLURRY plus bende2 alah yg ko janji b4 gi ktu uh??...ish3...tape arr...again nk ulang ayat "femes" tok wan...[sape lar aku en nk mintak bende alah tuh sume]...wakakakakakakaa...gurau2 jerp...aku n mek ain akn sabar menanty...kui3...

sekian saje watikah ku...byk ag nk tulis...tp barang tak abes kemas n tak srpn ag niyh...no energy lorh...wakakakakaka...korg sume...ceyh cam ramai jer...kui3...besh of luck eyh...doakan kejayaan kte sume bersame...ngeee...moga2 kte sume akn sukses2 slalu...amin~

wassalam sumer....

mengucap dolu...kui3

ehem3..oke2..
salam muhibah...~
wakakakakakakakakakahh...*takle nk tahan glak doi..kui3..

oke new post ni mek ain yg suro wat...maka...aie jlnkn perintah mek ain...hemo3...
wakakakakaka...mek ain plus disukung oleh cucu yg "sngal"..ngeh3..ingin menyatakn kumennyew mengenai perkara di bwh :

1. lagu DARA PUJAAN :-

wahhh...wat da *&^$^%#$#@%#@...ya ampun tok wan...kurun ke bapenyew lgu yg tok wan rembat nihh???tak menahan gle...wakakakaakakkaka...

mek ain bilang >>> lgu tuh mmg sesuwai ngan JIWA tok wan inche aie tuh..yo lar...JIWA KLASIK..org da berumo lar katekan...wakakakakakkaa...*mek ain glak guling2..

cucu yg "sngal" >>> waduhhh...benciii gle..klasik terlebey suda!...ngeh3..at least lgu biarlh bulan bicara sndr uh better ar tok wan oii...wakakaka..*aie pn bntai glak smpi terbatuk2...huk3

natijahnyew --> lgu niyh mmg leyh membuatkn kami takle tito mlm td...INI SERIUS ..*style wonderpets...hemo3...
tak tipu doi...mek ain bilang terbantut trus titonyew lpas ko kol uh..n cucu ko pn 3x8 je lpas tok wan kol uh gak..adeh..
plus aie tyme uh da siap sedie dok ats lantai taw ain...coz nk glak guling2..takmo jatuh kursi da...muahahahhaahaha..adoiyaii...saba je lar...kui3

pg td mek ain bilang dye fening kpale coz tak ckop tito...n cucu ko lak...ngantuk tahap tak engatnyew...berpinar2 mateku pg nih tyme driving...adeh2..
lwk sgt3 bak kate mek ain..wakakakakakkakaakaka...*kami glak guling2 berirama....kui3

2. gamba passport uh :-

wakakakakkakakakaa...ni lg lwk...saket doi pewot kteorg dok glak tyme kol mek ain td...muahahahahhaa...*glak guling2 berirama as usual...kui3

mek ain bilang >>> wakakakakaka...gmb ni mmg lwk gle...bikin saket pwot ain dok glak kt cc uh..kui3...mmg matured arr...plus kwn ain pn bilang ko nmpk matured ouh..coz tyme ain view blog tok wan...kwn dye join sekaki..ngeh3...

cucu yg "sngal" >>> wakakakaka...stuju tuh mek ain oii..1st tyme aie cam tak prasan kewujudan gmb sebesaq alam uh...den ble tetibe prasan...wahhh...terkezut gle doi...mmg matured terlebey suda!...hemo3...

natijahnyew --> kami skunk tak brani nk bukak blog ko da..scary doi...wakakakakakaka...kami da saket pwot dok glak...mmg ngeng all da way betoi tok wan niyh...kami saba jer lar...tp trimas arr wat kami glak3 ngan bace blog uh...mmg leyh ilang stress jap...wakakakakkakaa...*glak guling2 berirama again...kui3..

KONKLUSINYEW :

lgu dara pujaan + gmb passport = gelak guling2 berirama...wakakakakakka...

***p/s : sesungguhnyew ape yg kami nyatakan ni stakat nk kasi taw tok wan kumen kami au...
n...mmg sesuwai ngan tajok blog niyh...which is "its kutok2 tyme"...muahahahaha
kami taknk kutok blakang..tak baek kn..hak3..maka kami kasi taw direct je...ngeh3...
most important...tok wan...no heart feelings...no hard feelings...taw2...
ada ubi ada batas...maka jgn tak bls blog ni eyh tok wan...meyh ar join da club...ngeee
lastly..kami nk mintak maap dr ujung tudung smpi stokin..*kasut tk smpat nk sarung la
wakakakakaka...andai new post kami ini wat tok wan terase naa...ngeee...:P
laen kali kami kutok hang lg naa...tobat sat...kang kne lecture ngan Adin lak...hemo3...

engatlarh cogan kate utk blog khas ni...
~ " no kutok, no fun " ..bai
~ " no sakat, no lyfe " ..doi


wassalam....

muhd khairul farhan..

salam..

so..
nila 1st entry ak dlam blog "sengal" ini..
wakakakakaka....gelak guling2..
sbub kowank da xley online sgt..
pdan muke duo2 xley online..

ak lame ag..
hak3..cuti pnjang..
kowank ni mmg sngal ouh..
mne adil ktuk2 ak..
kowank ade geng..
ak sowank2 je..mmg la ko bley mnang wei..
xpe2..dgr pribahasa baru ak..

got a tyre,got a bus..
wait for me,i will balas..

(shakespeare yg tulis)

kowank ni..da la dua2 mmg saiz xxs..
xyah la nk wt competition "the most keding" 2..
sngal all da tyme..

ni introduction eh..
jap ag akan disusuli dgn kutukan2 lak..

so..nme ak ni bkan mncapub eh cik ain..
hehehehe..

Never Say Goodbye.......

salam......

skrg dah pkol 12.20 tgh mlm..I'm still 'tercongok' here nk tulis blog nih sblm berangkat kek Kualo Pilah tomorrow morning...huhuhu..sedeyh3..dah x leh nk buat rutin harian chatting2 ngan Aie smpi tetongah pagi..tpi xpe Aie, klau ade 'jodoh' jmpe lg..ehehe..sayu3..Di kesempatan ni, nk buat ckit ucapan ntuk org yg tau akan kewujudan blog nih...

to Aie:- ermm...Ain nk minx maap klau ade wat salah kat Aie spnjang kite kwn.study rerajin au kat sane..jgn arr lpe kite kat cni..nnti cntact2 arr..klau ad masalah share2 arr...sharing is caring, rite???ngee~Then, lg 1 nnti jgn lpe pau pitih Tok Wan...kui3
Tok Wan Aie kan kaye......ehehehe..Pastu jage diri leklok kat sane..nnti klau nk gi U buat arr preparation awai2..pnye arr ssh tgk Aie nk decide mau pi mana.smpi naik 'hang' pale otuck.wakaka..All the best to you!! Cayang kamoo........muahx!! .. gonna miss u lyke org gilak..huk3

to Tok Wan:- ape ek nk ckp??kah3..ouhh ye..ko pon same.aq nk minx maap gak klau2 ad gurauan yg mnyakitkan hti..aq hrp ko brjaye ngan bidang yg ko pilih..tetibe tringat hari2 sukar aq mngejot ko yg tito mati semata2 nk tgk bola....ahahahaha..lps ni dh xde kejot2..kui3..klau gi overseas jgn lpe kitowg kat cni..Btw,one thing yg aq x kan lpe, my MCFLURRY!!! ble nk bgi??xpe2 aq setia menanti...hak3..lg stu kim slm kt family trutamanya inche Kimi trsayang...hehehe

That's all from me....I never wanna say goodbye bcoz I believe that we will meet again someday....klau bkn kat luar, as long as bleh jmpe dlm blog pon oke what...hehe..InsyaAllah....huhu

p/s :- jgn lpe mengupdate blog nih dgn cite2 korunk nnti...kui3..same2 berdoa yg kite sume akn berjaya..Amin.....

LES last day out!!

salam..
huk3...kesayuan...adeh..

wahh..sedeyhnyew...pasni kne berpisah ngan my les...huk3...ni sume tok wan lar...bilang "les"...wakakakakkaa...
tp camat ar sempat...kuaq ngan ain...kami ke mines...ehehe..ala...tmpt nostalgia tok wan...tmpt lepuck pepg buta..wakakakakkaa...btol en tok wan??kui3..

pada 8 mei bersamaan ngan ari jumaat...aie n ain bertemu lg...wahhhh...wat kali terakhe...aiceyceyceyce..poyo jerp...uma bkn jauh mne pn..wakakakkakakaka...
bertempat di mines...afta org semayang jumaat...n afta jumpe dekan yg "lu pk lar sndr"...adoiiyaii...
kami berjumpe...di pusat pakaian n langsir "tewah"...wakakkakakaa..pnat ouh cari kedai ni kt directory uh...kui3..

oke...mek ain arini..berbaju kuning..aiyak...awat tak habaq awai3..kalu tak..leyh bantai sedondon gituh...wakkakakakaka..les la katekan...kuang3..
maka...di tewah...teman ain cari seluaq dye...patu mintak permission dr umi plus mak cik dye...utk bawak lari ain...wakakkakakakaa...*cam pe je ayat ni...kui3...

hmm..memandangkn aie ngah kebulo tak mkn ag...n as usual...mek ain aka my les..pn cam gituh..ehehehehe...
makanyew...kami pi lar lunch...mule3 cadang nk mkn kt A&W...tp pusing2 kt ctuh nk dekat tige kali..tak jumpe gak...hampeh tul...
patu ain ajak masok kfc...yet...coz cashier dye sume laki...trus batalkn jerp niat nk mkn ayam...wakakakkaa...*kfc fav adin eyh??ehehehhee..

den...gi mcd je lar..coz cashier dye gurl...kuang3...maka aie order chicken mcdelux...*betoi ke eja..lantak ler..dye pggl ain akak ouh...wakakakkakakaka....saba eyh ain...kui3..
n becoz kami les..maka ain pn mls nk pk mau mkn ape...dye ikut jer pilihan les dye...wakakakakkaa...bangge seyh...kuang3...
siap ngan ayer tuka ke milo pn dye itot...ain2...wakakkakakakaakkaa...camni lar les ku...muahahahahaha...
tp en...stu jer yg aie takle follow ain..pwot dye kechik ke hapa...br mkn fries half...bilang da kenyang??hish...masalah tul pewot ain..mne tak keding...tok wan...pujok mek ain mu niyh make byk sket deh...adeh....burger tuh msok beg dye...bkn nyew pwot...adoiiyaiii....ain2...kui3...

oke...patu kte gi mne ain??ouh ye...cari kasut kuliah mek ain...kui3...penawt ouh...masok 5 kedai da...tp cam besa lar...kalu cari kasut...ade yg berkenan no size...huhu...awat lar kaki mek ain sowang ni kechik beno???...kuang3...saba jerp...
den...ain bilang dye nk tuka style...aiceyceyceycey...ye la sgt mek ain...kunun nk jd cam otai eyh??wakakakkakaa...*gelak guling2...tak menahan betoi...tak sesuwai ar mek ain oiii...kui3..

patu..teman dye cari beg sandang...tp hampeh...tak bli pn...kuang3...
tp part beshnyew...ade sowang penjual kt kdai beg uh...dye bilang..."lu ade itu mix ke???rupe lu cam amoi meyh"...wakkakakakakaka...lwk gle..
aie pnat dok tahan glak..nnt dye pk gelakkan dye lak...pe lar masalah mate dye..sepet sgt kew smpi takle nmpk muke typical kelate mek ain sowang ni...betoi tak tok wan???wakakkakakaka...*glak guling2 ag...ngeng sungguh ler...muahahhahahaa....

pas da penat pusing2 kt ctuh...sesmbl uh..shian sme mek ain...kne dgr masalah les dye..kui3...papehal..trimas for bearing wit me...u`re my besh les...wakkakakakakakaka...kuang3..jgn jeles tok wan...muahahahaha...ngeng~

b4 bla dr ctuh...sempat gak bantai big apple...yezza...my fav...donut3...n again...kami order bende yg sme...which is...MANGO n ALIEN...waduh3...tak menahan betoi...tp sedeyh...cheese tade..huk3...
camat ar taste tok wan tade lar trok sgt...kire flav mango uh...sodap gak lar...kui3...tahniah tok wan...taste tok wan da naek stu level lg...wakkakakakakakakkaa...*bantai glak lg...

makanyew...tibe mase berpisah...da la tak smpt nk snap pape photo...sebab no more my old bf...ouh my fon...sedeyh3...
wahh..akhenyew jodoh kami tak pnjg...bak kate tok wan...tape lar dok jejauh...kureng sket wat dosa...ngeng sungguh lerr~...wakakakkakakakaa....
gonna miss u lyke org gilak ain...btoi en tok wan???ur mek ain...adeh...huk3...

sayu jer rase...air mata da leleh niyh...tp coz masok habuk lar n ngantuk niyh...wakakkakakakakaka...ngeng~
so long my les...hope dat we can meet again...nnt dtg uma aie lak au...lwt ayam kt uma ni hah...
plus kuching ni skali au...ngeee..:D:D:D
nnt windhu sme mimi n subang dye...plus uyie ngan word bajek dye...muahahahahhahaa...

besh of luck ain disane...doakan kte sume sukses2 slalu...ain yg HOWT!!!...selamat lar disane..
papehal...fon ade..makanyew...contact ler les mu nih...jgn dilupekan...kalu tak...ngan mek ain skali org paw mcflurry uh...agagagagaga....
lg stu...kalu jumpe "cinta utk ain"...jgn lupe wat siaran lgsg...habaq mai ngan ur les dulu...tau3..ngeee..:P
mu jago diri leklok deyh kt sane...kui3...maap...saye bkn kelate mali...bantai jer niyh...muahahahaha...*glak wat kali terkahe bersame ain....huk3...sayu balek..haila.haila.

wslm....

tmn minang...

salam..

ouh oke..nk wat new announcement!!!...ehehehe...
TOK WAN tak ske AMOI KLATE dah...ala penat cari arituh ngan ain...gi survey kt skola lg...kui3..

memandangkan tok wan da tak mo amoi kelate lg...ouh nooooooo....makanyew...
HUDA watchoutttttt!!!...tok wan is coming afta u...fuyooo...alert HUDA....kuang3...dis old man plus botak cin lg sdg memerhatikn anda...HUDA u`re da next victim...i see u in court...wakakakakakakakakkakaa....*glak guling2..
besides...bakal abg ipar dye...tercampak kt ctuh gak...itu inche adli botak gak eyh???ade rupe kimi kew???* ain tnye au....wakakkakakakakakaa....
hmmmm...tp en sonang ar tok wan nk masok line...kan2??...kasi ayat sket abg dye...insyaallah dpt ler adeknyew...wakakakkakakakakkaakakkaa...*itu tips nyew...

ouh yew...lg stu...oke memandangkn ko da tudo cucu ko ni LESBO...$%^%@#$#$%^$%... ya Allah...abes aku kne fire ngan Adin doi...kui3..
maka...korg dpt saingan baru...dats me...wakkakakakakakakkaa....aku de kt uma dye skunk...melwt bakal fam ku jue....jgn jeles....muahahhahahahaha...ngeng~
abes ar korg...*tok wan , adli , ehem2...phm en spe ehem2 tuh???wakakakakkakakakakaka....ke ko nk aku ulang ayat keramat uh??....muahahahahhahaha...
kalu aku da masok line ngan ain...korg tutup mate je lar...wakakakakkakakakakakaka...ya Allah.*mengucap2...spe punye idea ni???kui3...

ouhh nooooo...takmo kne reject ngan Adin...kuang3...wahai inche Adin...saye n ain tade pape..sungguh!!!...percayelar....saye difitnah...saye uda bilang sme tok wan aka bakal abg ipar...opsss....geli gle...duh...jd tok wan ku sudeyh ler....kui3...
kepade inche kimiiiii juge...ain maseh lg setia...maseh padamu....wakakakakakkakakakakaa....

oke...sudeh pnat menghadang...merembat...menepis...mensmash....mengebom...segale jenis fitnah yg melanda,*dah mcm fighter pilot la plak..wakakakaakkakaka

weyh...sebenaqnye an...aku tatau pe yg aku melalut ni....aku rase..sume bahana ayer sirap yg ain wat....otuck trus corrupted doi...kalu ko gi uma dye...jgn mintak ayer sirap...mintak ayer milo kew....
tp en dye bilang....dye lom blaja wat ayer milo dr ko lg...wakakakakkakakakakakakakkakaa....ngeng~

maka...aku kne halau da niyh...sebok kt uma ain...adek dye da bengkek...siap tendang pintu uh...plus earings da tercabut uh...*gedegang2...kuang3..
plus...dak2 uh da mencarut dlm bahase kelate doi...wakakkakakakaakakakakakkaa....suro aku balek...
oke...da penat merisik ain bg pihak tok wan...malangnye...adek dye yg nme mimi yg trima cincin belah rotan uh...wakkakakakakakkakakakakakakkaa....sowey tok wan...takle wat pe da...
plus...ain da bilang aku sngal~smpi ati wat dye nye lesbo camni....pnat driving jejauh...bwk hajat...kui3...
saket pwot gelak ngan ain kt cni...ya Allah...tabahkn ati hamba mu...*walau tade kne-mengena...kui3...
wakakakkakakakakakakakakaakkaa....*glak b4 bla dr cni...

adios...wassalam....